COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG (MOST-COMMON WORDS)

I have noticed that quite a number of non-cockney people in the UK (who did not grow up hearing

rhyming slang spoken) use, and sometimes misuse, "short version" terms that they have heard on

television or in films – without realizing that these are actually rhyming slang, and without knowing

the "full version" from which these derive. 

 

Often used without knowing the origin:

"Use your loaf" (loaf = head)

"That's a load of old cobblers" (cobblers = balls)

"There she goes, rabbiting on about it again" (rabbit = talk)

Often misused:

"Sorry, I haven't got a sausage" (sausage = cash)

    – Grammatically it should be "Sorry, I haven't got any sausage"

"I've known him for donkey's years" – a corruption of "I've known him for donkey's ears" (= years)

    – People who use the corrupted version think it refers to a large number of years

 

Short version

Full version

Translation

 

Acker Bilk

Milk

 

Airs and Graces

Faces

Alans Alan Whickers Knickers
Almonds Almond Rocks Socks
 

Apple Tart

Fart

Apples

Apples and Pears

Stairs

 

Artful Dodger

Lodger

Joanna Aunt Joanna Piano

Bacons

Bacon and Eggs

Legs

  Baked Bean Queen
  Baker's Dozen Cousin
 

Band of Hope

Soap

Barclays

Barclays Bank

Wank

 

Barnaby Rudge

Judge

 

Barnet Fair

Hair

Bees

Bees and Honey

Money

 

Betty Grable

Table

 

Big Dippers

Slippers

Bird

Bird Lime

Time

 

Bird’s Nest

Chest

 

Biscuits and Cheese

Knees

  Boat Race Face
 

Bo Peep

Sleep

 

Brahms and Lizst

Pissed  ( = drunk)

 

Brass Tacks

Facts

Bread Bread and Honey Money
  Bricks and Mortar Daughter

Bristols

Bristol Cities

Titties

 

Bull and Cow

Row

Burton

Burton on Trent

Rent

Butchers

Butcher’s Hook

Look

 

Cat and Mouse

House

China

China Plate

Mate

Cobblers

Cobbler’s Awls

Balls

Currant

Currant Bun

Son

Daisies

Daisy Roots

Boots

 

Dickory Dock

Clock

 

Dicky Bird

Word

 

Dicky Dirt

Shirt

 

Ding Dong

Song

 

Dog and Bone

Phone

 

Dolly Mixtures

Pictures

 

Donkey’s Ears

Years

 

Dustbin Lids

Kids

Eiffel

Eiffel Tower

Shower

 

Father Ted

Dead

Frog

Frog and Toad

Road

Germans

German Bands

Hands

 

Ginger Beer

Queer

  Gregory Peck Cheque

Hampsteads

Hampstead Heath

Teeth

 

Holy Ghost

Toast

 

Horace Batchelor

Spatula

 

Jam Jar

Car

J Arthur J Arthur Rank Wank

Khyber

Khyber Pass

Arse

Loaf

Loaf of Bread

Head

 

Love and Kisses

Mrs

 

Lucy Locket

Pocket

 

Mars Bar

Scar

 

Merchant Banker

Wanker

Minces

Mince Pies

Eyes

 

Mother Hubbard

Cupboard

 

North and South

Mouth

Oxo

Oxo Cube

Tube  ( = London Underground)

  Pen and Ink Stink

Plates

Plates of Meat

Feet

Porkies

Pork Pies

Lies

Rabbit

Rabbit and Pork

Talk

Rosie

Rosie Lee

Tea

 

Round the Houses

Trousers

Rub-a

Rub-A-Dub-Dub

Pub

 

Rum and Coke

Joke

Sausage

Sausage and Mash

Cash

 

Sausage Roll

Dole

 

Shawshank Redemption

Pension

  Sky Rocket Pocket

Sweeney

Sweeney Todd

Flying Squad

Taters

Taters in the Mould

Cold

 

Tea Leaf

Thief

 

Tiddly Wink

Drink

 

Tilbury Docks

Socks

Titfer

Tit for Tat

Hat

  Tom and Dick Sick
 

Trouble and Strife

Wife

 

Wallace and Grommit

Vomit

Weasel

Weasel and Stoat

Coat

Whistle Whistle and Flute Suit